Love your Team.
Roast the Rest!
Get paid for it.
Parroty makes sports-fan parody merch. Affiliates bring the fans. You get your own code and link, and you earn commission on every sale they drive.
An athlete roasting their rival? That's marketing gold.
How it works
1. Get your code and link
Every affiliate gets codes tied to them alone. Your link applies your code automatically, so fans don't type anything and the credit is yours. A code can cover the whole site or a single product.
2. Fans shop
Your code can give fans a discount, or simply credit you. Either way you earn. A promo code or a bigger sale never takes your credit away.
3. You earn
Commission is paid on the product price the fan actually paid, after any discount. Never on tax, shipping or fees. Rates can differ by product category, and your term sheet can add a bonus when you bring in a fan's first-ever Parroty order.
4. You get paid
Commission becomes payable once the return window closes. Our accounting team approves each statement, and it is paid through Stripe on your own cycle. You set up and manage your payout account inside this portal; you are never sent to another site.
What you see in the portal
- Views, clicks, conversions and revenue, by campaign, product and period.
- Each of your codes with its share link, ready to copy.
- Commission pending inside the return window, eligible, and paid.
- Payout statements and your Stripe payout history.
- Your signed affiliate agreement and your current commission term sheet.
One standard affiliate agreement covers everyone, with your own rates in a separate term sheet attached to it.
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